"This was a huge waste of money! There was very few 'erotic' tracks on it. I see nothing erotic about phones ringing, pig noises, etc. I expected sexy music perhaps but this is a ridiculous waste of a CD. There is some woman saying "Come up and see me sometime" and "Is that a gun in your pocket..." several different ways. Lame, lame, lame. Save your money. The only reason I was generous enough to give it one star is because the site didn't give me the option of ZERO stars."
Silly, silly, silly
Derek B Clegg | Palo Alto CA | 04/07/2000
(2 out of 5 stars)
"if you like tame, lame softcore, this is for you. no heat, nopassion, just a lot of mild sounds of lovemaking (like listening to amiddle-aged couple through a motel wall) and a lot of tedious "mood" bits. I felt more excited after listening to Dr. Laura than after listening to this."
This is a sound effect CD
delabole | San Francisco, CA United States | 09/17/2001
(3 out of 5 stars)
"Other reviewers seem to have thought that this was a CD intended to be listened to from beginning to end, like, say, Cyborgasm. But this is a sound-effect CD of effects to be put into your own productions (although it has the boilerplate exclusion on re-recording which is stupid, and so the copyright status is totally unclear).
But as such, it is hard to see how some of the dialogue excerpts are intended to be used, and the space would be better given over to additional genuine sound effects. But for $... who can complain."
No way!
Johnny Heering | Bethel, CT United States | 11/16/2005
(3 out of 5 stars)
"This is a sound effects CD devoted to the sounds of lovemaking. It starts off with a bunch of actors saying "pick up lines". Then, an actress imitates Mae West and says some of her most famous quotes. The next section features the sounds of romantic locations. Next, some rather "off the wall" sounds, like jungle drums and pigs snorting, which have little to do with sex. The next section features the actors saying "flirtatious" lines. Then, someone imitates Marilyn Monroe singing "Happy Birthday". Next up, the actors perform "sexy" answering machine messages. The next section features more "romantic" sounds. The next section features what is supposed to be the sounds of people having sex. And the last part of the CD features more sounds of people having sex. The CD is fairly well produced, but I don't see that the sounds would be too useful as "sound effects".