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If Only Stones Could Speak
The Bollenberg Experience, Bollenberg Experience
If Only Stones Could Speak
Genre: Rock
 
Which current Progressive rock band has not had the honour to see one of its works reviewed by the famous John "BO BO" BOLLENBERG ? This Belgian journalist has indeed prevailed for several years in many well-known internat...  more »

     

CD Details

All Artists: The Bollenberg Experience, Bollenberg Experience
Title: If Only Stones Could Speak
Members Wishing: 1
Total Copies: 0
Label: Wheezy Multimedia
Release Date: 4/20/2004
Album Type: Import
Genre: Rock
Styles: Progressive, Progressive Rock
Number of Discs: 1
SwapaCD Credits: 1
UPC: 342630004455

Synopsis

Album Description
Which current Progressive rock band has not had the honour to see one of its works reviewed by the famous John "BO BO" BOLLENBERG ? This Belgian journalist has indeed prevailed for several years in many well-known international magazines, becoming an essential character in this field. It was bound to happen: the man has finally decided to cross the line ! THE BOLLENBERG EXPERIENCE is indeed a new formation, reuniting the best international musicians in the genre around the singer and lyricist? John "BO BO" BOLLENBERG !!! He collaborates for this project with a dear friend: Rick WAKEMAN, the legendary keyboards player now back with YES. The other guests include Roine STOLT (THE FLOWER KINGS, TRANSATLANTIC, KAIPA?), Jordan RUDESS (DREAM THEATER), Björn JOHANSSON, Pär LINDH, William KOPECKY, Jordan RUDESS (DREAM THEATER), William KOPECKY (KOPECKY), Brian JOSH & Heather FINDLAY (Both of MOSTLY AUTUMN), many of the members of SINKADUS, etc. "If Only Stones Could Speak"! (2002) is a splendid opus dedicated to the city of Brugge. Fall for the evocative power of this unique masterpiece, in a musical journey through myths and legends of medieval "Northern Venice"?
 

CD Reviews

What a terrible voice!!!
A. Gallegos | San José, Costa Rica | 12/07/2006
(1 out of 5 stars)

"At first I thought this was a joke....the voice of this guy is terrible, disgusting, annoying...the whole production is just a waste of time and money. It's a shame that reknown musicians like Rudess or Wakeman join this mess...worst cd in my prog collection. This is a poor version of any Wakeman album."
If Only Bollenberg Could Sing...
Purplemaniac | Rochester, NY | 04/29/2007
(1 out of 5 stars)

"this would be a really enjoyable album. The music is a refreshing blend of folk and progressive elements combining traditional instruments such as harpsichord, mandolin, violin, etc. with modern instruments such as electric guitar, electric bass, drums, moog, mellotron, etc. played by well-known musicians such as Par Lindh, Rick Wakeman, Bjorn Johannson, Roine Stolt and others. Unfortunately, John Bollenberg's singing is so badly off-key and cringe-inducing that it renders the entire project unlistenable. Bollenberg also adds this hokey, fake, over-emotionalism to his voice that just reeks of amatuerism. This singing is the aural equivalent of fingernails scratching on a blackboard. In fact, it just may be THE worst singing in the history of recorded music. It is so bad that you would almost think it was a joke or a put-on or a parody of some kind. On the other hand, when the beautiful voice of Heather Findlay occasionally chimes in, it is like the difference between night and day, between vinegar and honey, between the stench of rotten potatoes and the dizzying perfume of roses. Suggestions to Bollenberg: Don't give up your day job; remove the vocal tracks entirely and re-release this album as an instrumental album as the music is so good it can stand on its own; or remove all the Bollenberg vocal tracks and let Heather Findlay do ALL the vocals. I can just imagine how beautiful this album could sound with Heather Findlay doing all the singing. That could instantly change this embarrasing release from 0 to 1 stars to 4 to 5 stars."