Intro / Everything A Man Could Want / Two Skunks / Impotent Man / Gray Hair / Night Deposit Box / Rancher / Happily Married Couple / Shotgun Wedding / Lollipop / The Flasher & Three Old Ladies / Recent Survey
New Song Title / Nymphomaniac / Thor / Bumper Sticker / Divorce Lawyer / Executive At A Convention
Drunk In Bed With Wife / Trip To Las Vegas / Two Aging Prostitutes / Military Hardware / Sissy / Singles Column
Pubic Hair / Doctor's Diagnosis
You Gave Me The Clap / Bird Dog / Six-Inch Tall Man / Old Couple From Pokey
Problem With Knee / Sail Cat / Automated Airplane / Computer Dating Service / Holding Hands With Girlfriend / Man Wants A Divorce
57 Year-Old Hooker / Prisoner With A Problem / Naive Redneck / Unhappy Woman / 7 Foot 4 Inch Basketball Player
Oysters / Wet Nurse / Three Poles / Polish Farmer / Legendary Bridge / Japanese Bridge
Woman's Body / Three Convicts / Predictable Novel / Prostitute On The Farm / Sweet Story / Desert Mission
Man With No Arms / Elderly Spinster / Baby Delivery / Two Guys In A Bar / Closing
Track Listings (10) - Disc #1