"The hood of your car is up, you're bent over the engine, trying to tighten that darn pulley that keeps making your A/C belt squeal like a castrated cat...but it's just a little out of reach...hmmm...maybe if you leaned over more you could get a wrench on it...you bend further into the engine compartment...you can almost reach it...a little further...almost....There...you got it...but the angle is difficult, so you bend your elbow a little more, and shove your arm further inside of the engine..."Got it," you say outloud...but your wife (who is sitting behind the wheel, waiting for you to say "Start it", to see if the belt it still making that terrible noise) thinks that she just heard her cue to turn the key. Just then, the engine rumbles and jumps to life, and the belt that you are were initially trying to repair is now caught around your wrist, pulling your body into the car and ripping your hand to shreds...the engine growling, the belt still squealing, your shrieks of intense pain and terror, your wife hollering "Turn it off yet?"...that's what this band sounds like...just like that."
Grind At It's Best
dead_boy | 12/05/2001
(5 out of 5 stars)
"Boy, what an album! What is it in the water in New Orleans? So many kick azz bands hail from that city, and Flesh Parade happens to be one of those bands. This is probably the most insane album anyone could ever lay their ears upon. If you're a fan of grind, this CD is a must. (...)"
Best Grindcore I've ever heard
dead_boy | 10/16/2001
(5 out of 5 stars)
"This band blows me away! The unrelenting vocals can make the most peaceful of souls angry and disturbed. Not since Napalm Death's "From enslavement to obliteration" has an album so completely taken over my feelings. The low tuned fast paced guitars and distorted bass mixed with the speedy yet accentuated drumming combine with ... all out horrifiying screams to create the best overall grind album ever. I have seen this band play, and everything they do in the studio they do live. You have got to see this singer you wouldn't believe it! This is the best kept secret in, music buy this cd you don't know what you're missing. Join the Flesh Parade!"
"have you ever heard something so stimulating, so unbelievably hyper, that you have to just get up and start kicking things? no? well then buy "kill whitey" by flesh parade. i have been an avid fan of grindcore for a long time, and no band has EVER blown me away like flesh parade. it's fifteen minutes of sheer, mind blowing extascy filled insanity. the vocals are brutal, the guitars are brutal, the drums and bass are brutal. this is an album that will leave your ears bleeding; and you'll love every second of it."
Brutality from the urinal of the U.S.A.
ngrover@knox.edu | 12/17/1998
(5 out of 5 stars)
"I have seen these guys twenty times and they just keep digging deeper into my skull every damn time. From the incredible grind of Todd Capiton to the harshest vocals of all time by Jason Pilgrim. Do yourself a favor and get this and listen to it until you like it or hate it. Either way you'll never forget it. Probably the only good thing you'll hear out of New Orleans for a long time (except Gimp.) And by the way if you get a chance to see them live do it. I heard the bassist Shane Lechler is going to start taking a virgin boy everytime they play."