Search - Erin Smogor :: Goes To Jail

Erin Smogor Goes To Jail is an album that only a moron would not like. First off, the dame sings standards that every fucking dipshit that got past First grade knows. "Yankee Doodle," "When The Saints Go Marching In," even that "Glory Glory Hallelujah" song. And then she steps it up a fucking notch with bitter commentary on her three-day stay in prison. Todd Zombie helps Erin Smogor out on "Tom Dooley" and "Get Thee Behind Me Satan." You're probably thinking this is some kind of rip-off of the recent White Stripes album. Well, it's not, you fuck. It's an old song that was written and recorded long before you grew pubes, dickhead. Other notable appearances on Erin Smogor Goes To Jail are the legendary NNMaddox, Jimmy Haig, Jr, and Reverend Ezell Jenkins. Nate ain't no slouch either, and you can hear him on some key tracks here. In her finest moment though, Erin Smogor tells Tony Robbins wannabe Dr. Phil just what she learned in prison. Words cannot describe what a terrific segment this is. Thank god it was captured and can live forever. So come back to Erin, my boy, my boy!