HASSY HAS ONLY BEST SONGS - THESE ARE SIMPLY THE BESTER!
NeuroSplicer | Freeside, in geosynchronous orbit | 05/23/2009
(5 out of 5 stars)
"For years the music industry has been shamelessly promoting semi-talented artists (such as U2 and Bruce Springsteen) in an effort to inexplicably hold back once-in-a-century phenomena like David Hasselhoff. Not any more!
This album is the penultimate of trans-genre hits: ranging from YANNI's yawns to ANTHRAX headbangings, David's music will touch you no matter how you keep your hair and what color clothes you favor.
Moreover, clinical studies have shown that students who were listening to Hassy's tunes while doing math scored significantly higher than Hassy-free controls. Are you to deny your children the extra advantage?
A true classic for all ages!
[WARNING: May induce intense burger cravings and intoxicated vomiting]"
Like Fire from The Gods...
Adam Clark | Hazelwood, Mo | 11/24/2009
(5 out of 5 stars)
"My first exposure to this magnificent album came in the summer of '03 while I was cruising local record stores for Peabo Bryson records. Near the checkout stand was a box labeled "free to good home", and inside I found Mr. Hasselhoff's wondrous collection. I was stunned: who in their right mind could give something like this away? How dare they discount the personal tastes of 50,000,000 German people? I laid my Peabos down alongside some Jujubes, and asked the clerk if it was a mistake.
"No mistake, dude" he said, his multiple piercings jingling like Christmas. "The boss found that old crap in the back and tossed it up front. Can't sell it, so knock yourself out."
"Old crap"? I thought. Philistine. Still, my elation at the good fortune I was having kept my rage in check, and after I paid, I drove back in my Vespa to the apartment I shared with my aging mother and went to my room. I sat on the edge of my bed with the collection, munching Jujubes and staring mesmerized at the album cover. Something about the look on his face - that all-knowing smirk - hinted at unfathomable mysteries that were no doubt contained within.
It was then that I heard his voice:
"Go on, 'Hot Shot City'", he said. "It will take you on the ride of your life."
Never one to ignore the voices in my head, I put the cd into my portable player and selected the track. What I heard was electric revelation: David's soaring voice blazed through my perceptions like Prometheus bringing fire down from Mt. Olympus. Tears streamed from my eyes and I nodded along, knowing that it was for this knowledge that I had been born. Yes, it was particularly good. Soon, I was dancing in my underpants to "Do The Limbo Dance", frightening the cats and causing my mother to curse at me and turn the volume up on "The Price is Right." I have never felt so free, before or since.
Please, do yourself a favor and buy this album. It would be a bargain at twice the price, though I was lucky enough to get it for free."
The Majesty of Hasselhoff saved my marriage!
William Daigle | Los Angeles, CA USA | 05/16/2009
(5 out of 5 stars)
"5 days ago I listened to this CD for the first time and I've been in euphoria since. After finding out that he died I went to the local elementary school, acquired a small boy, and sacrificed him to hades in hopes of bringing him back to make another CD. My neighbor doesn't like Hasselhoff though and she called the police, I got arrested and my dog died after drinking the pool water since I couldn't clean it. David Hasselshlop saved my soul however.
Hot Shot City is particularly good."
Track Listings (16) - Disc #1