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Hotter than whitehot lava spewing from the loins of david co

pen name | usa | 04/05/2007

(5 out of 5 stars)

"the best thing to happen to rock and roll in 20 years.



you'll probably sleep on this album and then some dumbass at MTV will hear the song in a crap bar in midtown at happy hour and then go back to the office and decide to put the video for Tiger on MTV5 overnight and they will blow up and only THEN will you hear from some asshat on myspace about this "new" band that you should check out and you'll finally get around to it in September when all the hipsters in williamsburg already zipped up their member's only jackets and turned their backs on cheesburger because their credit card got denied when they tried to buy the green vinyl 7" extended misshapes remix of the new black dice single because their mom forgot to pay the bill and they decided that they needed to listen to shoegazer music that matched their angst in it's intensity. and you'll look up with that dumbstruck mug and i'll be standing over here laughing at you because you never got it in the first place.



on second thought, you should probably stick to your Dave Matthews: Live at Red Rocks album because you can't handle this."

Cheeseburger is the new Jesus

A. Verrett | Louisiana, USA | 04/13/2007

(5 out of 5 stars)

"Bow down and worship the greatest rock band in the land...CHEESEBURGER!

Can't say enough about their 3 chord wizzardary. You will get nekkid and holler "YEAH" to the infectious sounds of drunken perfection."