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Dumb it Down for the Masses
Andy Andrist
Dumb it Down for the Masses
Genres: Special Interest, Pop
 
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Remember the first time your parents left you home alone and within the first hour you somehow found your way into your big brother?s 2 Live Crew albums, your dad?s secret porn stash, and your mom?s flask of Goldschlager s...  more »

     
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All Artists: Andy Andrist
Title: Dumb it Down for the Masses
Members Wishing: 0
Total Copies: 0
Label: Stand Up! Records
Original Release Date: 1/17/2006
Release Date: 1/17/2006
Genres: Special Interest, Pop
Style: Comedy & Spoken Word
Number of Discs: 1
SwapaCD Credits: 1
UPCs: 609461004628, 669910989050

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Remember the first time your parents left you home alone and within the first hour you somehow found your way into your big brother?s 2 Live Crew albums, your dad?s secret porn stash, and your mom?s flask of Goldschlager she kept hidden inside a pair of her fancy shoes she told you to never go near? Well, all innocence is once again re-lost as cerebral raunch-teur, Andy Andrist, awakens these repressed feelings of misguided-guilt-ridden-joy with overwhelmingly filth-ridden exorbitance on Stand Up! Records latest release "Dumb It Down For The Masses." Andrist offers the world an easy way to enjoy life and solve all of life?s problems all in one CD? by dumbing it down? and drinking? a lot. Andrist invites his audience into a world of booze induced activities where real anarchy lives and retarded people are brought along for the fun of it and not just for a handicapped parking spot and purposes of political correctness. And, even though this CD in itself is a gift to society, make sure you stick around for the exclusive bonus track where Andrist imparts his priceless wisdom about gays and God onto an audience of Quakers? seriously. And just like when you were left home alone for the first time, after listening to "Dumb It Down For The Masses," you might have to watch Sesame Street and force yourself to cry in order to regain your sweet childhood innocence and look your parents in the eye.
 

CD Reviews

Funnier than you deserve
Mr. Hinty | Playa Tamarindo, Costa Rica | 01/18/2006
(5 out of 5 stars)

"Andy Andrist's typical activities: He runs marathons, volunteers his time to take mentally challenged individuals on special trips, debates NPR points of view with colleagues, helps friends with remodeling projects and takes his daughter to ice skating and horse riding lessons.



In between, he takes a few minutes here and there to be the funniest SOB you've probably never heard. The reason you haven't heard of Andy Andrist? Well, you may not be ready. Most of the world isn't.



His humor is a sword slashing through society's norms. When he talks about the mentally challenged, he pokes fun -- but it is quickly obvious that he's on their side, and he's really making fun of the "normals" who pigeonhole these individuals and keep them away from many of life's joys. What he doesn't say is that Andy has really had a couple of mentally challenged friends since childhood, and he's still a devoted friend today.



When he talks about fat people, he's really talking about a fat and lazy and gimme-gimme society. Andy asks if you "support the troops," and after the cheer, he asks you HOW you've been supporting them. Hmmmmm...



Andy Andrist jokes about death and desire and sloth and settling for less, and it's funny and it hits home. He is as quick with a great line or quip as any comic working in this mediocre world.



It is quite possible that Andy Andrist is too funny for the world. Why don't you see if he's too funny for you?





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ANDY ANDRIST- THE NEW FUNNY STANDUP STEINBECK OF AMERICA
P.F.E. Aabelwert | Arkansas,OH. | 01/23/2006
(5 out of 5 stars)

"Andy Andrist, burst on the comedy scene already a legend. Award winning writer for four hit shows, "Man Show", "Daily Show", among others to his credit. He turned his back on writing and development deals and went for the standup comedy life. Mind numbing tour dates, crowded bars, small venues, loneliness of the road. More than two years of travel, without seeing home has created a seminal piece of road comedy.



From his tracks on this CD, we hear what he heard on his long journey through the heartland of America. Quiet desperation, failed dreams, a society that can't (won't) care for it's young, it's injured, it's frighten. They are stories that many people won't want to hear- War on The Homeless-

Queer Rights-Dumb It Down- and yes, Wal-Mart Sucks. Topical to be sure; strongly worded, you bet. His stories of the weak and wounded are also there; the sarcastic "Special Olympics", the heart tinged ironic, "Too Many Erections", and many others. Join the rest of the leading authors of the new wave comedy noir (Doug Stanhope, who gives a great intro is the leading voice) and listen to true stories of the absurd. Are you listening, America?"