Super blazing terrificness in most of all high places...
Jack Dempsey | South Miami Beach, Florida | 03/01/2006
(5 out of 5 stars)
"Wow. What to say. Only 21. I'm guessing that's not his age, because it says here he's been on a 15 year hiatus. Where did he go? Who knows. It doesn't really matter, because he's back now with a blaze of flashing fury. Don't believe me? Take a look at these fine ditties:
Wet it down. He ain't talking about your lawn ladies.
Bald head man. Kinda hard to tell, because here, like even on his last cd available on Amazon, he's wearing a hat. But, I'll take his word for it.
Pong de thing. I used to believe this too when it first came out for the home video arcade. Then I got Pole Position, Pitfall, Defender, etc. But, then I realized he's not talking about video games. He's talking about getting fribbity dibbity on the slippery part of your best friends' wives/girlfriends. What do you do with that thing? You PONG it. You better believe it.
Ladies in Control. When you're not Ponging de thing, the ladies, they be in control. Oh yeah. You know what we're talking about.
If those ain't reasons enough to get this fine, grammy-winning cd, then I don't what is. Maybe the fact that you get TWO versions of RAISE A HAND, back to back in case you forgot what the other sounded like. This guy's on fire, so get this while it's hot!"